Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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