just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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