i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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