So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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