The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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