Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Your cock deserves a montage
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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