weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Everyone says I win the strip club
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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