Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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