i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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