I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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