first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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