can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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