I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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