dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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