It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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