Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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