And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Rumble strips road head = magical
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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