normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
