fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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