Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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