why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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