her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He felt like a one man threesome
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
True strength comes from lack of pants
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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