I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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