STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
someone owes me an orgasm
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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