ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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