Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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