just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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