I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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