Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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