How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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