If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
