Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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