yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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