That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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