The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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