Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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