ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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