My room smells like vodka and shame
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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