3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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