called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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