Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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