No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
He has the fingertips of a God
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