she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Randomize
