i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Shame is for Republicans.
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