wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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