just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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