Dual....:-)
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
