so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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