And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
accomplished twins. life is a go
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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