He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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